Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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