today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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