1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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