may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I'm sobbing to NWA
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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