I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
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One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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