Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
