the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
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The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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