Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
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Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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