11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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