Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
When are your genitals available?
Randomize
