His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
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