This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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