Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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