True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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