WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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