maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i was born a porn star she said
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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