none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
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