Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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