I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
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Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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