So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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