i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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