I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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