1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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