they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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