I hope mine doesn't look like that
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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