girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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