How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
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I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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