it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Randomize
