she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
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I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
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Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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