ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
