So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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