windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
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My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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