At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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