oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
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he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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