Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
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Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
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This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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