Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
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You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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