I hope mine doesn't look like that
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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