She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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