I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
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I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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