I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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