my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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