Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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