I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
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HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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