So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Randomize
