We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
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A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
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I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
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The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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