"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
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So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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