By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
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She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
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My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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