The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
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I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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