i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
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All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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