I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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