Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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