I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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